猫咪铲屎小技巧 铲屎官不得不知的相处技巧

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家有喵星人的你，在享受它陪伴的同时，是不是也觉得有时喵喵很不好相处?但是，既然已经选择做喵星人忠实的铲屎官，即使再“痛”也要忍着!这时善解人意的小编及时给大家送来了与喵喵相处的一系列小技巧，激不激动?开不开心?那就学起来吧~

1. Petting your cat just in the right place, so they don't lash out and attack you.

抚摸猫咪时一定要找准位置，这样它才不会受惊攻击你。

lash out 猛击

例：Riot police fired in the air and lashed out with clubs to disperse hundreds of demonstrators.

防暴警察向空中开了枪，并猛击警棍来驱散数百名示威者。

2. Which means avoiding the stomach at ALL costs.

看上图千万千万不要摸猫咪的肚子。

Every cat owner knows going for the belly means certain death, so do it at your own peril.

(否则后果，你懂的)

3. And knowing the difference between what is too much and just enough attention.

要知道过多注意和注意刚刚好的区别。

(要注意适量啊)

4. And eating your food strategically so you don't have to share it with incoming cat paws.

吃东西要有技巧，这样你才可以免于猫爪的“骚扰”，尽享“独”食。

(总觉得做了什么不好的事……)

5. Making peace with the fact your bed is no longer your bed.

你要接受事实：床已经不再是你的“专属品”。

我走进房间看见我家喵咪蜷缩在我毯子下面打盹儿。

6. Convincing yourself that a bite means they love you.

说服自己猫咪咬你是因为爱你。

妈的，你这只坏猫!好烦你!

两分钟后

伙计，就算你咬我我也爱你。

7. And that a deathly stare doesn't necessarily mean they're going to kill you.

猫咪恶狠狠的眼神也不一定代表它们想灭了你。

8. Staying verrrrryyyyy still when a cat has decided to sit on you.

当猫咪准备在你身上待会儿时，一定不要动。

当汪星人跳上你的大腿时：哇哦，嗨，小宝贝儿!

当喵星人跳上你的大腿时：(激动)它选择了我!(莫大的荣誉)

9. Accepting that the bathroom will probably never be a private place again.

要接受浴室很可能不再是私人空间的事实。

怎么样，这些小技巧是不是很实用?

回家后赶快看看自己家的喵星人吧，想想心都融化了，喵~